I was playing with my lady who falls through bubbles and I got this vague feeling of disgust with myself. The feeling lingered for about 30 min. and I just couldn't shake it! So I stopped playing with my bubble lady and just sat in my chair thinking for so long that my lady got stuck on a bubble. I pulled her off of the bubble and flung her into the air. That was satisfying, but what I was thinking about was STILL DISTURBING ME! Then it hit me: IT'S 4:30! WHY AM I NOT WATCHING ELLEN!

So i jumped out of my chair and ran to the TV. In the process I kicked over my guitar (it's ok) and there was Ellen. She was talking to Roger Ebert about the Lilo and Stitch cartoon show. I've never watched the Lilo and Stitch cartoon show, but Ellen loves it.

That night I was at my favorite watering hole playing beavers with Rodney and Alex when I remembered my bubble lady. She was probably stuck on a bubble again, but I coudn't do anything about it. The last time I ducked out in the middle of a game of beavers Rodney pretended that there was a "bug or a stain or something" on my shirt the next time we saw each other. He got real close to it and then he FUCKING BIT MY NIPPLE. HARD. I'm not going through that shit again.

So we finished our game of beavers and I forgot all about the bubble girl again. By this time it was 2:15 and Stubs's was closing but Rodney and Alex and I weren't even tired. So we were begging Adoh (sp?) (pronounced A-Dough), the bartender that night, if he would stay and let us drink for a little while longer. He wouldn't, but he said we could come by his place and party with him and his roommate. Well, I don't know where your from, but around here, party means weed. So we go and, sure enough, Adoh and his roommate Mr. Wallemyer (i didn't catch his first name) light it up right when we walk in the door. Me and Rodney are super stoked, but Alex has a thing about weed and he gets all whiny and shit. Mr. Wallemyer takes me aside and says he'll take care of Alex if we want him too and i say "boy howdy" (I was high) and Mr. Wallemyer takes out these pills and slips 2 of them in Alex's drink. Then he tells Alex that he got this statue of Admiral Ackbar (sp?) that sings the ABC's and Alex thinks that's kind of cool so he goes to Mr. Wallemyers room to see it and doesn't come out for like, all night! Alex actually is not returning my phone calls anymore. So Rodney and me and Adoh smoke up all night until Rodney falls asleep and Adoh pulls his dick out and puts it on Rodney's face and looks at me and starts laughing like he was saying "look at me, I've got my dick on Rodney's face? Aren't I cool? don't you want to put your dick on Rodney's face?" but before he could ACTUALLY say all this, I said I had to go to the bathroom and I went outside. When I got outside I just kept on walking until I got to my car and then I just drove home. I don't like driving in that condition, but DAMN! Adoh was getting kind of weird, you know? Rodney called me the next day was kind of mad and wanted me to pick him up, so i did. To make it up to him I took him to IHOP and gave him a pancake from my Rootie Tootie Fresh and Frootie and he kind of forgot about being mad. He got some whipped cream on his face and I started laughing (i just couldn't help it!), but he never found out why I thought that was so funny. So I get home from THERE around 4:30 pm the next day because Rodney has to go to dumbass Post-Colonial Gay-Ass Literature class. When I realized that I missed half of Ellen again. This time she was talking to Antonio Banderas about the new Zorro movie (could be good--I'll prolly see it). After it was over I turned on the monitor to my computer and there was bubble lady. she was stuck on a bubble and I pulled her off and let her drop for a while. then she got stuck again and I flung her across the screen and she flopped around and it made me kind of sick so I stopped. by then it was time for jepardy (sp?) and me and matt watched that.