For those of you coming to the holiday party at my place tomorrow, here's a list of things we WON'T be needing (this one's for you Rodney):


-Rodney (haha JK!)

-The Heroes of Desert Storm Commemorative Plates

-anus forks

-rice

-chinese broccoli

-roaches (eww!)

-david allen grier (i'm not joking rodney, you can't bring him!)

-pornography (that's for the party on SATURDAY night)

-Little Louie Anderson chopstick holders

-worship music

-the garfield christmas special (we already have it)

-corn of any kind