Man, did you guys ever find out that someone close to you wasn't really who you thought they were? That happened to me yesterday. I was in this store and I was walking beside Rodney. He said "let's go into the garden center" and I said "uh...ok" and I walked into the garden center. So I was walking around in the garden center, not knowing what to look at just looking around, thinking that Rodney was right beside me. There was this person browsing beside me that looked just like Rodney out of the corner of my eye. I was bored so I found this garden troll and a water hose and pretened that the troll was sucking on the water hose like it was a penis. When the troll came to completion I made orgasm sounds and flicked the water out of the hose onto the guy I THOUGHT was Rodney! BUT IT WASN'T RODNEY! IT WAS A GAY MAN!!!....It turns out Rodney didn't even go into the garden center and the gay man was really a not very gay security guard. I ran to the car only to find Rodney getting a blowjob from a guy with a mustache and an Atlanta Braves hat. I never dreamed Rodney would ever show himself like that, you know? When your best friend turns out to be a gay asshole, how can you live with yourself anymore? Well, life goes on I suppose. I hope next time we go to the garden center I can show Rodney the trick where I make the little troll come on a security guard!
Let Me Kill You Sweetheart!
...and I'll give you a present.

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